Who’s Don?
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
=== Current Don ===
Who’s Don?
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
=== Current Don ===
WELCOME TO
Yes, Who’s Don? is a real site! I know, right!
What the F*^%?
OK, let us explain. Are you sitting comfortably?
What or Who Exactly is The Don?
The Don is derived from the latin “Donus Maximus”; translated to “the winner, the shit, the dogs bollocks, the fuckin daddy”… The Don is basically regarded as the better man. He who is Don, owns the world sort of thing!
In our world, and thus, this site, the competition between us; it’s the guy who wins 3 games in a row (albeit Golf, Football, WordsWithFriends etc.)
What Are its Origins?
It actually started with International Superstar Soccer on the original Playstation waaaay back in the early nineties. The venue, Mark’s parents garage. The objective, see who’s the better player. The conclusion… hard to say without referring to the “Calendars of Truth” which have not been maintained cos we’re lazy like that. We’re closely matched in Golf and Football skills so it’s always a close game! Basically I want to beat him at everything and he wants to beat me at everything!
Why Bother?
Since the dawn of mankind, humans have been competing with each other over things such as food, resources, and mates. Often, this competitive drive built into us has caused humans to go to war with one another—killing each other in the process. In the modern era, competition has been significantly tempered in its lethality. Rarely does a conflict arise between two people where the end result is a dead body lying on the ground although we’ve come close.
Competition is a natural aspect of human behavior, especially between mates. It helps us survive in a relatively cruel world. Plus we like getting one better over each other :)
Game History
OR AS WE CALL IT, THE “WHO’S DON?” CALENDAR OF TRUTH
Llanwern Golf Club
Winner = Steve. Don = Steve. Chinaboy = Steve
Llanwern Golf Club
Winner = Steve. Don = Steve. Chinaboy = Mark.
Llanwern Golf Club
Winner = Steve. Don = Steve. Chinaboy = Steve.
Llanwern Golf Club
Winner = Steve. Don = Mark. Chinaboy = Steve.
FAQ’s
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WHO’S PLAYING
The Original Four…
Back in the day it was common for myself (Steve), Mark, Chris and David to get together, drink some beers and beat the shit out of each other on the Playstation.
But now…
As everyone’s all grown up, nowadays it’s more a competition between Steve and Mark… and now it’s got personal!!
We’ve already said we’ll be the two old bastards in the nursing home ward playing tricks, eating each others medicines, pretending to be dead etc. infact, there’s a Don for Death!! He who gets there first! Although the 3 game rule doesn’t apply to that one!
Hearing about the success the Don has, we get many people requesting to join the Don championship, Rory, Tiger, they’ve all asked but alas it’s not possible. They don’t have the je ne sais quoi.
Don Steve
Golf Sticks
Callaway Rogue
Likely to say:
Stop fucking cheating Mark!!
Don Mark
Golf Sticks
Mixed Bag
Likely to say:
I’ll take a drop from by here OK!!
Don Potential
Honorary Members of Who’s Don?
Don Sean
Likely to say:
Fucking sandbaggers!
Don Jamie
Likely to say:
Great shot!
Don Richard
Likely to say:
Texas is way hotter!
Don Chris
Likely to say:
Shurrup!
Don Dai
Likely to say:
Nothing wrong with that!
Don Rhys
Likely to say:
I’m off to bed!
Don Rhys
Likely to say:
I went to Turkey!
Don Richard
Likely to say:
Fucking game!
Don Ross
Likely to say:
I’m a lefty!
THE RULES
WHO’S DON? ON TOUR
Who’s Don? Golf Tour Portugal 2023
Who’s Don? Golf Tour Portugal 2024
CHALLENGE TEAM DON
Team D
Don Steve & Don Mark
Team G
Don Jamie & Don Rhys